Hey, my name's Sean and this is my Tumblr. You should probably just keep reading on, there's nothing left in this description....
Reblogged from aladycalledkatie
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
(Source: babylizard)
Reblogged from aladycalledkatie
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH OMFG
(ok actually its easy enough to hide the more spoily bit here’s the slightly spoiler version)
Reblogged from bigbootywhitegurl
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situationsis this also with european/dutch atm’s?
Guys, no. I can link to the snopes article, but this just isn’t true.
Please share this, as some people may be in MORE danger by following this ‘helpful’ PSA.
Link coming.
Snopes : http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp
(Source: eviehartley)
Barbell Deadlift +392 pts
Standing Barbell Shoulder Press (OHP) +342 pts
Barbell Squat +255 pts
Think you can beat me, or want to comment?
Reblogged from odinsmusings
“Sirius Knight” (2004); “Arcturus” (2004); “Perseus” (2004)
by Jose C. de Braga(from: Art and Design in Custom Fixed-Blade Knives; Dr. David Darom; Chartwell Books, 2007. - ISBN 13: 9780785822684)
OMFG these are beautiful!