Digital Utopia

Hey, my name's Sean and this is my Tumblr. You should probably just keep reading on, there's nothing left in this description....

Agh, fuck. I lost it and squeed.

Reblogged from aladycalledkatie

Agh, fuck. I lost it and squeed.

(Source: robertstark25)

Take a look at "RedPhone :: Secure Calls"

Reblogged from aladycalledkatie

(Source: textsfromthe-avengers)

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

Reblogged from aladycalledkatie

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

image

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

image

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

image

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

image

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

image

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

image
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

image

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

(Source: babylizard)

Reblogged from aladycalledkatie

(Source: textsfromthe-avengers)

Reblogged from fawnascoggins

(Source: kydwicked)

Reblogged from aladycalledkatie

basileus:

hoursago:

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH OMFG

(ok actually its easy enough to hide the more spoily bit here’s the slightly spoiler version)

y-oghurt:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

is this also with european/dutch atm’s?

Guys, no. I can link to the snopes article, but this just isn’t true.
Please share this, as some people may be in MORE danger by following this ‘helpful’ PSA.
Link coming.
Snopes : http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp

Reblogged from bigbootywhitegurl

y-oghurt:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city


tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

is this also with european/dutch atm’s?

Guys, no. I can link to the snopes article, but this just isn’t true.

Please share this, as some people may be in MORE danger by following this ‘helpful’ PSA.

Link coming.

Snopes : http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp

(Source: eviehartley)

My Workout For Monday May 13

I earned 989 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • Barbell Deadlift +392 pts

    • 60 kg x 10 reps (+76 pts)
    • 60 kg x 10 reps (+76 pts)
    • 60 kg x 10 reps (+76 pts)
    • 60 kg x 10 reps (+76 pts)
    • 70 kg x 10 reps (+88 pts)
  • Standing Barbell Shoulder Press (OHP) +342 pts

    • 40 kg x 5 reps (+66 pts)
    • 40 kg x 5 reps (+66 pts)
    • 40 kg x 6 reps (+70 pts)
    • 40 kg x 6 reps (+70 pts)
    • 40 kg x 6 reps (+70 pts)
  • Barbell Squat +255 pts

    • 40 kg x 6 reps (+51 pts)
    • 40 kg x 6 reps (+51 pts)
    • 40 kg x 6 reps (+51 pts)
    • 40 kg x 6 reps (+51 pts)
    • 40 kg x 6 reps (+51 pts)

Think you can beat me, or want to comment?

Fitocracy is the social fitness community that has helped hundreds of thousands level up their fitness. Start your fitness transformation today!

Now available for free on both iPhone and Android!

Reblogged from odinsmusings

odinsmusings:

argendriel:

“Sirius Knight” (2004); “Arcturus” (2004); “Perseus” (2004)
by Jose C. de Braga

(from: Art and Design in Custom Fixed-Blade Knives; Dr. David Darom; Chartwell Books, 2007. - ISBN 13: 9780785822684)

OMFG these are beautiful!